💋 DEAR SINNERS!
- Elle | Queen of Smut 💋 
- Mar 31
- 3 min read
Welcome, dear sinners, to the next level of depravity—because book two of The Assignment Series just spanked me into submission.
"Cane Naughty" by Marissa Markx⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ (If I could rate it with my soul, I’d be spiritually bankrupt)
🖤 THE OFFICIAL VERDICT:
This book? This. Freaking. Book. King Kingston may have collared me first, but Cane Naughty took my leash, licked it, and tied himself to a chair while I climbed right into his lap and took control. 😈🍒
It’s filthy. It’s funny. It’s fierce in the most unexpected ways.
And it’s dedicated to all my soft-spoken, big-reading, quietly kinky sisters out there who know exactly what it means to devour smut in silence… until that one man dares to beg for you to unleash the beast. 🐾🔥
🔥 DEDICATION THAT HIT TOO HARD:
"This book is dedicated to all the introverted, shy girls who are freaks between the sheets. I see you!"
BABY. I never felt so called out and spiritually aligned in the same breath. #FreakFlagFlying
💋 YOUR NEW OBSESSION:
Let’s talk about Cane, the flirt coach who’s never been in a relationship and the walking oxymoron of my dirty dreams. He’s got golden retriever energy but is emotionally constipated—until our shy little bookworm Lily shows up with hidden claws and enough sexual tension to melt a steel chastity belt.
And Lily? MY QUEEN.
Bookish, shy, anxious, and yet? She’s the one flipping the script and taking the lead. She doesn’t need saving—she just needed permission to bite.
🥵 MINI BREAKDOWN:
Tropes Served Piping Hot:
🏈 Player x Virgin
🎓 Academic Project Hell
👀 Touch Him and Die
💦 S*x Mentor with a Chair Kink™
😈 Kinky AF (you’ll never look at control the same way again)
🖤 Just-dark-enough-to-make-you-squirm
🤣 Comedy that’ll ruin your pelvic floor
“I’ve never felt like this before, like an overly excited labradoodle jumping up at its owner for some attention.”→ THIS. IS. CANE. And I loved every eager, horny, confused second of it. 💀
💣 QUEEN'S HIGHLIGHTS:
- That first chair scene? I had to put my Kindle in the freezer. 
- Lily’s “quiet girl gone unhinged” arc? YES. 
- Cane trying to flirt while internally combusting? ICONIC. 
- Emotional beats that sneak up on you between orgasms? YES MA'AM. 
👑 FINAL THOUGHTS FROM THE THRONE:
Dear sinners, this wasn’t just a sequel—it was a spiritual experience.
King Kingston walked so Cane Naughty could RUN. Straight into my heart. Straight into my harem. Straight into my freaky little fantasies where emotionally-stunted golden boys get their leash tugged by soft girls with sharp edges. 💘
Add Cane to the collection. Prepare your soul because this dark romance ladder is only getting deeper, dirtier, and more delicious from here. 🩸👀
📚 SPICE 🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️😈
💔 PAIN RATING: 😭 (Emotional constipation counts, okay?)
🔪 UNHINGED SCALE: 🪓🪓 (but with giggles)
👑 BOOK BOYFRIEND STATUS: Claimed. Branded. Owned. #BookHusbandMaterial
🔖 QUOTES TO CLUTCH YOUR PEARLS TO:
“I’ve never felt like this before, like an overly excited labradoodle jumping up at its owner for some attention.”🥺 My sweet dumbass. I love you.
“He ties himself to a chair, letting me take over…”Oh, we’re in our reverse predator era now. YESSSS QUEEN.
Want to see what happens when the quiet girl takes the leash?
Grab your Tena Ladies, sinners… and prepare to fall for Cane Naughty.
📚 Available now on Kindle Unlimited.
Your book boyfriend harem just got filthier. 💋
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