šāļø DEAR SINNERS: MISTLETOES, MAYHEM, & MR. HOT GRINCH āļøš
- Elle | Queen of Smut š
- Oct 13
- 3 min read
A LoveNVegas Unhinged Holiday Confession by your Queen of Smut of Mistletoes, Mayhem & Mr. Grinch š
Listen up, sinners ā I was supposed to be packing for LoveNVegas, brushing up on my ādonāt feral scream in front of authorsā training (itās not going well), and mentally preparing to black out in a sea of book boyfriends.
But then Bella MatthewsĀ had to drop mistletoes, mayhem & Mr. Grinch with "Mistletoe Meet Cute"Ā into my lap like a perfectly wrapped gift I wasnāt emotionally ready to open.
And sweet baby Santa ā this book wrecked meĀ in the best, most cinnamon-scented way. š š„
š THE DAMAGE REPORT
I devoured this book in under seven hours.
Yes, SEVEN. With adulting breaks, because apparently, bills donāt pay themselves, and my family still needs to eat. š
Between every chore, errand, and āMom, whereās myā?ā moment, I was sneaking pages like a teenager hiding a forbidden romance under the covers.
By the halfway point, I was feral. By the end? I was ready to move to Philly, apply for a nanny job, and āaccidentallyā fall under Camden Monroeās mistletoe myself.
š MEET CAMDEN MONROE ā THE HOT GRINCH HIMSELF
Grumpy. Gorgeous. Gray. Sweatpants.
Camden Monroe is every holiday fantasy you didnāt know you needed.
Heās the quarterback with the body of a sinnerās daydream and the emotional range of a Hallmark villain who secretly bakes cookies when no oneās watching.
Bella Matthews gave us a man who could ruin Christmas, fix the star on your tree, and break your bed ā all before dinner.
You think Iām exaggerating? Iām not.
That man melted my holiday spirit and made me believe in miraclesĀ again.
š HOLLY & HER CHAOTIC SIBLINGS
And Holly? My sunshine queen.
The sass, the chaos, the emotional whiplash ā she had me giggling, swooning, and lowkey wishing I could be adopted into her family.
The sibling banter alone deserves its own holiday special.
Theyāre loud. Theyāre nosy. They love hard and meddle harder.
Itās giving family goals, but make it festive chaos with emotional trauma and extra tinsel.
āļø THE VIBE
š Grumpy x Sunshine
š Single Dad x Nanny
š Football + Feelings
š Banter so good it should be illegal
š„ A bonus scene that will melt the snow off your roof
This book isnāt just a romance ā itās a full-blown Hallmark movie with smut, and I mean that as the highest compliment possible.
Itās warm, itās spicy, itās emotional, and itās everything I didnāt know I needed before heading to Vegas to scream about fictional men in public.
š FINAL THOUGHTS FROM YOUR QUEEN
IfĀ Bella MatthewsĀ were atĀ LoveNVegas, Iād be the unhinged fangirl dragging a mistletoe around the convention center, yelling, āWHEREāS CAMDEN MONROE?!ā while security quietly calls for backup.
But since sheās not ā consider this my holiday love letter.
Mistletoe Meet Cute āØāØāØāØāØ glittering stars, ten mistletoe šššššššššš, and a permanent spot on my ābooks that ruined my productivityā shelf.
By Friday, Iāll be posting my official Queen of Smut reviewĀ ā complete with feral quotes, cinnamon-scented chaos, and possibly a life-sized cardboard Camden in my living room. š
Until then, sinnersā¦ keep your cocoa hot and your book boyfriends hotter.
āØ Read the Book:Ā
āļø Rating:Ā 5 Stars of Swoony Smut
š Spice Level:Ā Candy Cane Melted in Whiskey
š Favorite Quote:Ā āHe shouldāve been the last man I wanted under my mistletoe... but here we are.ā
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